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#1 Dale A. Darling

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 09:16 PM

An important red alert was reported just now in Texas. Apparently a young Cajun, who will remain nameless to protect the guilty, opened a fly box in Galliano, Louisiana, and every trout in Texas turned belly up. Dead.

If you know anything, please contact local authorities.

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#2 scnye

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 10:32 PM

Probably more humane than getting bonked with a beer bottle.lol

 

 

 

 

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#3 Marc LeBlanc

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 10:07 AM

Are the lamprey eels ok Dale? Marc

#4 Dale A. Darling

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 12:55 PM

Marc,
They are not. All have chocked on the trout.
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#5 Bud Guidry

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 06:10 PM

I've contacted the lamprey eel hatcheries in new Jersey, thanks for the contact help teddy, there's a convoy of 30 tank trucks headed now to your new home Dale, when they arrive I told them you would advise on release locations. Fellow told me approx. 15000 per truck, you should have some fine trophy fishing again real soon.
Ps, sorry about the fish kill. You can google lamprey eel recipes for good dishes to utilize the enormous catches you'll make soon. Shan eats lamprey?

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#6 Dale A. Darling

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 07:47 PM

Sometimes I think she approves more of eels than of me, Bud.

Keep your fly boxes shut old boy.
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Posted 16 January 2017 - 01:53 AM

Some low life texas hill Billy ratted me out. The Texas wild life and fisheries contacted me. I have to register with state and local officials when I enter state. I feel like a child molester.

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Posted 16 January 2017 - 01:02 PM

That's fish, and eel, molester old boy!!

But you are on the Bad Boy List.

Be of good cheer. Geert is on it everywhere he's ever been. They see him coming, and add him to the short Bad Boy List.

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Posted 16 January 2017 - 06:41 PM

Geerts on the federal wildlife and fisheries most wanted list. Saw it on a TV program called crime watch. Watching airports for anyone carrying concealed frogs

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#10 Dale A. Darling

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Posted 16 January 2017 - 07:57 PM

Whew. What a relief that the authorities are on this job. The concealed frog act is sure to save many croaking in flight.
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